i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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