Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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