terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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