Sry I called you an 8
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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