I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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