Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Randomize