Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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