i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
