Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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