quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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