Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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