me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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