Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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