what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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