What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
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