How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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