So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
My vagina is officially offended.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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