did you get engaged???
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
i now understand why vodka
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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