i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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