I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
4 words: hood of his car
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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