She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I got inside last night via doggy door
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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