Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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