The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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