i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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