It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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