i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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