you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
I'm always down for nudity.
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