shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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