never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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