i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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