is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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