I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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