Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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