If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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