But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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