don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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