somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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