i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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