Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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