i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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