I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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