he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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