and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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