summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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