We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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