i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Randomize
