Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Drunk is a universal language darling
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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