like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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