One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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