Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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