i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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