this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize
