I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
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